Jake Eli

The most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire life. If you ever have a chance to meet Jake Eli, never let him go because he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet. Jake Eli is the most understanding, kind, loving, amazing person anyone can find and having one in your life is the luckiest gift you could have.

I wish I knew Jake Eli.
Jake Eli is the best

by Chloe Ross February 13, 2018

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher February 08, 2012

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Jake Adventure

A walk when you aimlessly walk around in the woods and hangout.

Person 1: “Yo I’m fuckin bored you wanna go for a Jake adventure?”

Person 2: “yeah bro let’s go.”

by Jake DaCosta April 14, 2021

Jake Cluley

When you have a nap at work because there are no outstanding jobs.

"Im going to have a Jake Cluley this afternoon"

by K daawg March 19, 2022

Jake TMB

a minecraft player who finds all of the loot from end citys before you get a chance

guy 1"i just looted 19 end citys last night"
guy 2"bro your being a jake TMB"

by jjsadventures December 12, 2021

Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 07, 2019