Skip to main content

Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)
Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!
by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025
mugGet the Bastard chair mug.

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.
Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.
by originofscience July 10, 2011
mugGet the yawn chair mug.

Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots
If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"
by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019
mugGet the Quack Quack Chair Back mug.

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!
*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"
by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018
mugGet the chair mug.

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.
“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”
by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021
mugGet the Chair mug.

dumpster chair

is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.
my sub was used as a dumpster chair for the scene we did a bj and missionary
by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024
mugGet the dumpster chair mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email