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Human Flotsam

Corrupt government officials who infest the country, especially any BARFLY / attorney
The prosecutor tampered with the law , the evidence, the defendant and the jury so this human flotsam has no immunity from being sued
by MrRemodel October 3, 2018
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Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
by Fyuria May 24, 2011
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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.
Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.
by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022
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domisticated human

domisticated human is a anthony that acts like a chicken.
me-hi domisticated human that likes his butt.
by shadowwhy1 December 3, 2018
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Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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