Hairy Stabwound

Another term for a womans vagina which is hairy in the pubic region and generally not a good looking vagina.

"i got with this girl last night,she had the ugliest pussy ever..it was like a hairy stabwound."

"she put her hairy stabwound in my face and i swear i burped and a little sick came up."

by the coza January 18, 2010

hairy pizza

Hairy - womans private area
Pizza - something wonderful to eat
You do the math.

Hairy pizza should be on every man's menu.

by h, December 8, 2009

happy box

A box that contains sex toys, and related items.

Have you seen what is in your girl's happy box?

by alex1953strings March 1, 2014

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Happy-poopy-time

Sharing the act of defecation with someone you love and/or respect.

Hello friend, would you care for some happy-poopy-time?
I can't believe you already went, what about our happy-poopy-time?

He isn't worth your happy-poopy-time.

by Hoemoes July 16, 2016

Hairy Grill

Another way of saying a chick has a hairy vag

Abby: She said something about my body.
Brian: What did she say about your body?
Abby: That I got a hairy grill. :)

by thenameisjasastee October 27, 2016

sandshoe hairy muff

A more interesting way of saying, "Thank you very much". Quite a popular phrase in Queensland, Australia.

"Can I use your toilet?"
"Sure!"
"Sandshoe hairy muff!"

by nayfie March 13, 2003