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Oblivion Guard

Someone that has a 6th sense if you dont crouch while you do something illegal and he will either kill, arrest or let you go if you either give gold, resist arrest or if you let yourself arrested.
Oblivion Guard :
"Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
by phytadesk February 2, 2021
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The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.
On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game
by City of Dylan February 22, 2021
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rear guard

A devise that prevents any penetration from behind
I almost got raped but thankfully I had a rear guard
by Benis man October 3, 2021
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new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.
The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
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TV Guard

A ghost which guards a TV and takes control on what you watch

Also the TV Guard can get out of the TV and go to another TV.
No example lel also TV Guard can sometimes be useless cuz it's lazy as heck
by Spooder-Mana November 3, 2021
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Astral Guard

Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.
The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.
by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021
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fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics
We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away
by Sporty75 March 6, 2022
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