Egg Laying Goose 

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

Egg Laying Goose by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

bag the goose 

anal

My girlfriend is on the rag, so I guess I will just bag the goose.

bag the goose by sebmr2 May 24, 2010

moose the goose 

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

moose the goose by skin the cat January 2, 2012

stomped on a goose 

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

stomped on a goose by goose stomper October 8, 2013

crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.

Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!

crazier than a damn goose by A$APasparagus May 13, 2015

i done goofed 

when u completely fucked up and u can't reverse it

"oh no i done goofed on dis math equation ."

i done goofed by conjizzled and confizzled April 18, 2018

meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

meet my goose by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018