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black guitar player

A myth, something that doesn't exist.
by Mike Mcgurk April 18, 2005
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Penis guitar

A penis that is typically found on people named Jontavious Q. Where when they jerk it makes melodies like a guitar.
I wish Toomp had a Penis guitar like Jontavious Q
by TOomp February 21, 2021
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Guita

Superfly is flyer than Guita
by Superfly January 27, 2004
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Guitards

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.
1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.
Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.
(10 minutes of playing)
(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.
Vlad: NOOOOOO
(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)
by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008
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bass guitar

The lazy man's guitar, exatcly why it is so much better, basslines kick ass.
Alex: "I play Guitar, I am very good"
Mike: "I know you are, I play bass guitar, I am very good, but very lazy"
Alex: "Duh, the lazy man's guitar"
Greg: "I play drums"
Alex: "LETS START A BAND"
*everyone*: "YEAH"
by Miklus May 23, 2006
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guitar

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.
Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.
by arandomhobo August 22, 2009
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Guitar Queero

69 with a guitar of the same sex, also peanut butter and pacman is involved.
"i want a guitar queero with pacman and mrs. pacman, also blinky the blue ghost, now inky the red one, he's not good enough"
by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008
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