fingerhood

to cocksuck, mainly used in a derogatory sense.

Les: Hey, son, you fucking made that bitch fingerhood that shit last night.
Bob: hehe, yeah buddy.

by kobe g September 22, 2006

speed fingering

The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.

Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!

by 7minrecordholder December 1, 2010

Sixth finger

When you want to maul someone and you pull down your pants and tell them you have a sixth finger,while using your dick to blend in, but upon further inspection they will notice they are meat gazing and feel silly.

Yo check out my sixth finger!

by PieKnee October 2, 2016

finger

A part of the body that is about to be shoved up the reader's ass because he doesn't know what a fucking finger is.

The reader is so fucking dumb that he still needs an example for the word finger

by ur momz0rz October 8, 2006

finger blast

(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.

"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."

by K- September 10, 2006

Fingerjack

Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.

I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.

by The Heeb December 21, 2008

Jerk Finger

Someone who is stupid or says something stupid or someone who deserves to be jerk fingered.

Gerard: Can you eats Lions
Tim: You fucking Jerk Finger

And when you call someone a jerk finger, you jerk off your left index finger then point at the person in question with the right index finger and call them a "Jerk Finger". I'ts all in the fingers.

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006