Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

When a man and a woman are having sex in a bed and the man lays on his back, his penis erect, and the woman jumps into the air off the mattress and tries to aim her self in such a way that her vagina lands over the man's penis (his penis entering her vagina) leaving him unharmed.
Guy 1: Mary tried to perform the "space flag" on me last night.
Guy 2: Did you let her? Did it work?
Guy 1: I think my dick is broken. I think I need medical attention.
Guy 2: Did you let her? Did it work?
Guy 1: I think my dick is broken. I think I need medical attention.
by Iwannagohome! December 13, 2014

Brian is the definition of red flag. The biggest red flag. You could find his picture next to red flag in the dictionary.
by BrianIsARedFlag July 13, 2024

An American conservative who hides their blatant racism, bigotry, hate, and disdain for the actual United States motto (E. Pluribus Unum - "Out of Many, One.") behind a disingenuous use of the American flag, thus metaphorically wiping their ass with it. The sort of person who tells people who speak a foreign language to "Go back to your country" but has a warped version of an American flag on their lifted Dodge RAM truck; A general term for a conservative.
"That guy shouting about Mexicans and blacks while waving the Stars and Stripes at the Trump rally is such a flag-wiper."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
"Any time you see some flag-wiper driving around in their big pickup truck, rolling coal and acting like a complete asshole, don't forget what party they represent."
by Nix Nachtvogel February 25, 2023

by siawroteapost January 10, 2024

by lil axel vert June 30, 2023

Trick: you go to Diamondbacks?
Man: yes i have posted flag.
Megatron: I am about to post flag at this broads house!
Man: yes i have posted flag.
Megatron: I am about to post flag at this broads house!
by APDavetheRave March 1, 2012
