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foundling fathers

A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 3, 2019
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grandpa father

the guy that unloaded his load in your grandma, aswell as in your mother
grandpa father is defined as: because my grandpa is my father im mentally retarded, but still more intelligent than every fuckboy that is reading this now
by datboroboy January 15, 2017
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father carmine

1) Father Carmine is a Roman-Catholic priest who lives in Philadelphia. He was the priest present at the marriage of Rocky Balboa and Adrian Pennino in Rocky II. He also appeared in Rocky V when Rocky was revisiting his old neighbourhood with Tommy Gunn.
There is a famous scene where Rocky asks him for a special blessing on the night before the big fight.

2) A name for a priest that is sloth like and methodical. One that enjoys constantly over eating and getting sunburnt because he is too lazy to move into the shade.
Man, look at that Father Carmine, he hasn’t moved in three hours.

We just had a had a Father Carmine come in here, ate all the calamari, take it off the menu.
by Bacala e Mortadella June 3, 2018
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Mother And Fathers Infection Around

Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025
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father

Boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Father

A mysterious creature that will disappear before you are born or when your young. If you see one be happy its a very very rare sighting.
by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022
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Fa Fa Father

Rich daddy who won his fortune at the casino using the Fa Fa Funds. We love our daddy fa fa father
Forgive me my fa fa father for i have sinned
by anonymous333333333 June 6, 2025
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