Fat Eyes

When you order (or want to order) too much food because you are extremely hungry. Can be a direct result of drinking too much.

After a long night of partying, I went to the diner and let my fat eyes order chicken fingers and mozzarella sticks.

by jenncasestyle April 6, 2010

Fat Scout

A Team Fortress 2 play style in which the Heavy class doesn't use his minigun at all, replacing it with his secondary-shotgun, becoming a way tankier but also way less mobile scout. (because he's fat, obviously)

Screw it, i'm playing as Fat Scout.

by Zuprehem February 7, 2019

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Fat lip

When someone gets hit in the face and their lip swells up, that's the fat lip.

I'm finna give you a fat lip if you keep talking trash.

by NeoEmmons March 20, 2017

fat bastard

someone who is super fat and bitchy

i hate you
you are such a fat bastard

by olum December 1, 2009

fat stacks

A Variation on stacks. Has to do with the handling of a lot of money. ie. X thousands of dollars

We went to Vegas and Jonny B. bet fat stacks.

by JakeThePimp September 28, 2004

Fat Cock

A large rooster, usually male.

I awoke today to a fat cock.

by lunchboxes September 8, 2006