Mellon Farmer

A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer

by kinni88 July 12, 2011

Dick farmer

Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday

Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!

by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022

Melon Farmers

Lesbians

Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!

by Matt Bateman May 12, 2003

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

farge

(verb) to execute an expulsion of gas from one's fundament which makes a sound similar to that uttered by The Simpsons character Marge Simpson

"Instead of protesting by conventional means at the firing of Mrs Krepp, the entire 12th grade will instead attempt to farge noisily during the principal's speech..."

by Uwe Loewe January 13, 2010

fargenperstein

fargenperstein means to be extremely white but not to the extreme of B. skrr

Damn Carrie is fargenperstien!!!

by j snizzleboppin July 1, 2005

Melon Farmer

This was devised by a friend of mine as an insult that did not contain a swear word. This could be used in public places with little more than a frown in your direction.

"You better watch your mouth you giant Melon Farmer"

by Kemikal October 16, 2003