mild.evan

A super cool amazing tiktok and instagram shitposter that didnt write this definition

“Omg mild.evan is so hot and sexy, follow him on Instagram and TikTok

by mild.evan July 23, 2021

Chynthiya Evangeline

Chynthiya is a beautiful queen. She speaks directly with everyone and does not backstab anyone. You can trust Chynthiya for everything. She is such such goddess. You are so lucky if you have a soul mate like Chynthiya

Chynthiya Evangeline is a beauty inside out

by Manhattan manhattan November 23, 2021

Huzaifa Ehsan

fiv foot six and 1 inch wood.got arse warts and like sniffing kids batty crease.usually a bengali fresh off the boat.
This is what a typical huzaifa would say: "shout out small wood gang. i shag my cousins. id grab them titties like it was my dads ass".

yo whats a huzaifa ehsan?
"damn, i got that good ehs-anal last night!"

by mike oxmall & mo lester May 19, 2022

an evan

a guy who gets absolutely no fucking bitches, but assumes everyone wants a piece of him. he has no game, literally cannot pull any man, woman, or other non gender conforming person in the entire world.

just use 'an evan' as an insult basically

by guy#3 October 31, 2023

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Opal and evan

True love most people won't ever get the type these 2 have. They have a strong but Rocky connection they can talk for hours at a time.

Girl: did you hear about opal and evan?
Other girl: omg ya I heard they are dating

Girl : ya they are!

by ...deeznuts April 1, 2022

EHAN

A not at all simple guy who tries to fake his accent. A brainless guy who all the time preaches something he himself doesnt follow. Doesnt listen to others and thinks he is always right.

That guy is so Ehan.

by Secret_girl_ November 24, 2021