East Ridge High School is the new school built in Woodbury, MN, that houses all the rich kids of the already rich city of woodbury, deeming the others to be of the "ghetto". East Ridge is synonymous with "First World Problems", a place where a bunch of spoiled rich snobs complain about anything and everything. East Ridge is home of the raptors, although the logo more resembles a windswept chicken. East Ridge is infamous for treating its students as though they were either seven years old or in a prison. Any cheers bashing younger grades are banned, as well as any class rivalry. At first it seems strict but students soon realize that no one there gives a fuck about anything.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
The sports suck, but posters at rivalry football games with Woodbury High School boast about the 95 million dollar school and the riches that East Ridge represents. (The only comeback that the students have against schools that are better than them at everything...)
Also all the girls are orange sluts and the guys are hockey assholes but it still ends up having the highest test scores of the metro area schools.
"God the parking lot gets so jammed after school and I get so nervous about my Hummer getting scratched..." East Ridge High School Problems.
by FirstGraduatingClassForever<3 December 15, 2011
Get the East Ridge High Schoolmug. A small, green charter school in Sandia Park, New Mexico, about a 25 minute drive from Albuquerque. The school consists of about 350 students in 4 1/2 portable Tuff Shed buildings. The class sizes are small, ranging from 13-21 students in a class.
The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.
A.K.A: East, EMHS
The student's schedual is divided into 4, hour and a half block classes that are changed after Christmas.
There are no such things as cliques, but there are groups. Most everyone is extremely social and outgoing, except for the wierd kids, of course (just kidding...)
The electives kinda suck.
Students from other schools are always hating on us, saying we have a huge drug problem and that our school is "gay" and "lame". These kids usually come from huge public schools and have no sense of individuality.
Most of the students attending can't wait to leave, but once they do, they miss it more than anything.
A.K.A: East, EMHS
by EMHS November 22, 2010
Get the East Mountain High Schoolmug. One of Slim Chin’s (played by Ken Jeong in a 2010 adidas commercial) many nicknames, others include Mongoose Man, Quicky Von Fastenburg and Lightning Pants.
by adidasBasketball November 25, 2010
Get the Beast From the Far Eastmug. Doing a girl while on her period. Then, taking your penis out of her vagina, inserting into her mouth. Hopefully, it ends up spicy.
by Cack Attack April 29, 2007
Get the East Chicago Hot Wingmug. is is a girl, whom has redish blondish hair, played a star in a school play and looks like a minion. but her forehead is bigger.
by mav.castle March 12, 2021
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by El cuhhh November 2, 2019
Get the East Union High Schoolmug. A stupid highschool filled with crackheads, whores, snakes and backstabbing bitches. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend this school. Everyone at this school sucks. If your lucky u won’t get a shitty teacher. Try not to get peer pressured into vaping as there is so many nicotine addicts and show offs.
“hey bro what school you go to?” “i go to east elgin secondary school ” “ ew bro are you a nicotine addict?”
by urmomMaryJane69420 October 16, 2019
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