long legged mac daddy

a fat old scientist's approach to addressing barack obama

check him out on youtube he is a complete legend

U LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010

Daddy Problems

When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.

Girl 1: Did you see that new girl? She was all over David, Alex, AND Mark!

Girl 2: Daddy Problems.

by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010

silver daddy

In gay porn, an older man. The same as a "daddy," but with grey hair.

Usually in their 60's and up.

Matt: "Hey, Emjed! Did you have fun with your silver daddy last night?"

Emjed: "Boy, did I! He was so wrinkly and grey. Mmmm. Mmmm. Good."

by Mulefas June 22, 2008

daddy's milk

The semen of a dominant, knowledgeable or initiated male. This is usually in the context of a ritual or initiation.

In order to land a part in this movie, you'll have to drink daddy's milk.

by tranzemission November 12, 2010

Daddyism

A older single guy with a dominant streak whom a much younger girl finds attractive. Doesn't have any children so he ends up spanking his young girlfriend in the ass for fun. Usually ends up being a boyfriend of a girl with daddy issues. In sexual situation, the girlfriend's conversation will always go along these lines:
"I'm ready to be spanked now daddy"

"When can I get to play with it daddy?"

"You make it hurt so good daddy"

"Daddy can I be your good little girl?"

"Daddy, please punish me daddy"

Ray: Look at Trey strutting around with those two hot college chicks! How can I get those?

John: Dude, you're not attractive, you're just 28 and already have a demon of a kid you never disciplined. Basically, you don't have daddyism.

by Troy007 December 19, 2012

ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy

when you are having a shit in the toilet and forget you didnt lock the door and your dad walks in whilst you are masturbating and using your own shit as lube and your dad automatically shits himself at what he has just seen.

Tony: i was unlucky yesterday mate

Steve: why what happened?

Tony: I was having a great dirty wank when my dad caught me of guard with an ian-mcbanging-shit-daddy.

Steve: Oh man, unlucky pal but cheer up my dad nearly caught me last week but I managed to wash my dick in time.

by Bendyman123 June 16, 2011

Daddy Mask

When you are so angry at a specific person that you murder their entire family; Making the person watch while you skin their fathers face and wear it while you rape their dead mothers corpse.

You better shut up man or Im going to Daddy Mask the shit out of you.

by sunsetgriffon December 7, 2010