douchebag

what a man's gf calls him

girl: my bf is such a douchebag

by One little hellian February 22, 2017

douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.

That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!

by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017

douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey

"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do

by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

douchebag

Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.

These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....

by chase1424 May 9, 2017

Doucheapottomous

A person who is above and beyond "normal douchedom"

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!

by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017

douchebag drop

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag

Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.

by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018