Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024

Douchebag

A douchebag is both arrogant and disingenuous, but the term does not denote any particular level of intelligence or lack thereof, nor does it denote any degree of abrasiveness or lack thereof. A douchebag is always unaware that he is a douchebag.

Chuck Todd is a douchebag.

by Bbag05 October 19, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025

douchebag

what a man's gf calls him

girl: my bf is such a douchebag

by One little hellian February 22, 2017

Douchebag

Usually a lame, beta male that has no chick, and no chance at getting one. He may be on the friend list of several, mainly because he has no A game, and doesn't know how to score pussy.

Women avoid you if you are a douchebag.

by acguy2 July 28, 2016

douchebag

Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.

These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....

by chase1424 May 9, 2017

Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.

That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.

by Barnythekid December 18, 2014