Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.
Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.
by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021
Get the Douchebag mug.Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
Get the Douchebag March mug.A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.
Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.
I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag
by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022
Get the Douchebag mug.A two-wheeled traffic hazard wrapped in $400 worth of neon spandex who truly believes public roads are their personal Tour de France training ground. Usually spotted blocking the entire lane, preaching about “sharing the road” while sharing absolutely none of it.
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
They’ll ride three-wide through traffic, run red lights like they’re optional, and still look you dead in the eyes like you’re the problem. Owns a $6,000 carbon bike named something pretentious like AeroSoul X-9000, drinks beet juice “for performance,” and logs every ride on Strava like they’re saving humanity.
And heaven forbid you pass one. They’ll lose their Lycra-covered minds. Just ask Gary Peacock — the legendary Park City cyclist who called the cops on a kid named Pierce for daring to drive by him. This man literally opened the guy’s car door and shouted, “I have more rights than you!” while sweating righteousness onto the pavement. That’s the final evolution of the species: the Cop-Summoning Bike Paladin.
Then they gather in packs, vibrating with caffeine and moral superiority, taking up the whole road like a rolling cult of reflective tape and trauma. AND WHY ARE YOU ALL GOING 14 MPH UPHILL BUT 60 MPH DOWN? PICK A SPEED, GREG! YOU’RE NOT IN THE TOUR, YOU’RE GOING TO PANERA!
by racoo01 October 24, 2025
Get the douchebag cyclist mug.Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.
Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.
Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
Get the schrodinger’s douchebag mug.The jerk of jerk’s a twat in your anyone’s freinds group a pervert in a Park and a man who thinks he owns the world.
Look it’s the douchebag rice gum
Person1-look it’s that guy Logan asking the jj dude to fight
Person1 and 2- fucking douchebag
Person1-look it’s that guy Logan asking the jj dude to fight
Person1 and 2- fucking douchebag
by Ruben portela July 7, 2021
Get the Douchebag mug.Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
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