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Cucs

A cuc is short for Cucumber.
Honey, can you go get me a 3 Tomatoes and 5 Cucs. I am planning on making a fruit salad.
by Soarindude May 12, 2011
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Cuck Fuck

Adjective. To describe someone as a cuck, but the rhyming fuck makes it twice as insulting.
Verb. To get cucked and equally as fucked. Usually used when rejected by a girl or used as an alternative to being "cock blocked."
Noun. When someone is a cuck fuck it means they're a huge arrogant asshole.
N. "Wow, Steve is the biggest cuck fuck I know."
Adj. "You are such a cuck fuck."
V. "Broooo, you got cuck fucked so hard!"
by Zuccy Boy December 5, 2017
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Cuckoo

Noun: A Cuckoo is a person who acts in a similar way to the bird of the same name.

Generally by entering a friend's home (always a friend, otherwise that person is known as a burglar or psycopath) and eating their friend's food, using their stuff and sleeping in their bed, a person can be described as a 'Cuckoo'.

A person who is a Cuckoo may also attempt to subvert a friend's parents to their own greedy whim, making them believe he or she is needy, and in doing so neglect their biological offspring in order to feed, clothe, house and entertain the Cuckoo. Note. Cuckoos are normally ginger, quite immature, and hated by all who know them.

Ajective: (-ier,-iest).

Below: People do not have to be actual Cuckoos in order to be described as having Cuckooed something for example. Only in the most serious cases is a person actually a Cuckoo.
Verb: Cuckoo. To 'Cuckoo' something belonging to another. Basically acting as a Cuckoo and taking, using, or eating something belonging to another.
Past tense: Cuckooed. Something taken, used or eaten by a Cuckoo in the past.
Present tense: Cuckooing. When something is being taken, used or eaten by another.
Future tense: Cuckoo. If it is known that a person will take, eat or use something in the future.
Daddz - "Jesus fucking Christ, Andrew has eaten all the mayonnaise again!"
George - "I know, he's a fucking Cuckoo isn't he."

Lizzie - "Andrew has cuckooed all the bread!"
Daddz - "Not a suprise really is it... he's the cuckooiest Cuckoo I know."

Larry - "Oh for fuck sake, that fucking Andrew has gotten into the buscuits again!"
George - "Well fuck me sideways... what a fucking dirty Cuckoo bastard!"

Teddy - "Quick, stop him! He's Cuckooing all the beer!!!"
Larry - "Fucking Cuckoo!"

George - "You'd better hurry home, I dropped Andrew back there about 20 minutes ago. You know what happens when you leave a Cuckoo in your house unattended."
Lizzie - "Oh shit... oh shit, shit, shit, fucking shit! He'll fucking eat the cake my mum made earlier, shit!"
George - "What a fucking arsehole Cuckoo! Yeah you need to get back there, he'll probably shit everywhere afterwards too!"

Andrew - "Lizzie's parents think im the fucking dogs bollocks. What a pair of utter tits. Im going to steal all their food while they're out and blame it on Lizzie while I roll around in Lizzie's bed, too fat to move."
Another unknown Cuckoo - "Fucking awesome mate, yeah they do sound like complete tards."

George - "God fucking dammit! Can't you see that Andrew is a Cuckoo? He's sleeping in my fucking bed... Mary Mother of Jesus what the fucks wrong with you?!?!"
Mother - "Oh that Andrew is such a good little boy, I wish he was my son. His parents must be so mean to not feed him properly."
Andrew - "Cuckoo!"
George - "Look! He just did it again! Didn't you fucking hear that? Oh Jesus Christ you stupid fucking bitch-whore, cunt, arsehole, cumbucket you really are a retard!"
by Aryan1987 October 4, 2008
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cuckette

A female cuck, a woman that is a little bitch and will not stand up for her man or anything/one else.
I've had enough of that cuckette
by The_XD_Lord September 5, 2017
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Cuckold

This phrase came to a rise in early 2015 and is now and internet sensation Made famous by gym enthusiast 'ed whitehead' and his aggressive girlfriend Gemma who fucked Tyrone infront of him whilst she gave him a black eye and took all of his money and his house...
Me - "yo Adam, is ed whitehead out tonight?"
Adam - "nah bro, ed whiteheads getting cuckold by Gemma and Tyrone"
by Rhyshughes123 March 31, 2017
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cuckold

a man married with an unfaithful woman
my wife works in the traffic..i'm a cuckold!
by pbot November 10, 2007
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cuck

someone who is willing to allow that which is of utmost importance to him or her to be violated and defiled by others in the name of "social justice."

Those who are willing to allow Western Civilization to be destroyed simply to appease non-Westerners who feel offended by Western values.
Those cucks are willing to allow Western Civilization to be destroyed simply to appease non-Westerners who feel offended by Western values.
by Squirrelhitscar November 28, 2016
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