crusty goggles

when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.

Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.

by CG MAN August 4, 2010

Cristy Law

Um why are you looking me up on urban dictionary? CREEP.

Cristy Law is pretty awesome. But if you're creepy enough to look her up, you should probably stay away from her.

by Pope Uban II January 7, 2013

crostitute

Cross dressing prostitute

I was so hammered last night , I didn't realize the prostitute I picked up was actually a crostitute.

by Timmy Teninch O'mazin November 11, 2013

Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

Crusty Slug

The trail left by cum that was not fully wiped up

Ew what is on your skin? Oh thats just the crusty slug, I didn't shower after last night.

by threepotatoes December 4, 2016

Crusty Memes

Are older memes that are not funny anymore. Theses memes are usually used by people very new in meme viewing and have seen older memes and thought they were funny.

Look at all these crusty memes

by Bman111 April 25, 2017

Crusty Coat

A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.

Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!

by HotStickyPillow May 9, 2018