cookie monster

Somebody who engages in performative allyship in order to figuratively earn cookies from marginalized folks and/or other allies.

Given that Tracy is herself white, she looks like a huge cookie monster every time she goes and Facebook an announces how much she's fed up with white people.

by PoppyLand February 21, 2018

cookie wood

Slang for a joint.

“My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”

by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018

cookie mule

Using a person to smuggle cookies from one region to another. This is common in countries that put a premium on certain types of cookies/biscuits such as the USA with McVites Digestives

Why pay $5 when I can have a cookie mule like Frank bring them back for $1

by EverythingElseHasBeenTake August 28, 2018

cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother

Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.

by iets December 3, 2018

Cookie Cutter Kardashian

When a girl or guy idolize the Kardashian’s so much that the end up looking like a cookie cutter version of them. There are millions of them out there. With fake lips, Butts and boobs. There make up is way over done, nothing about them is original or natural.

That girl is a cookie cutter kardashian, she’s copied everything they do. She looks like a clone aka cookie cutter version of the Kardashian’s.

by Cheekychic😝 December 16, 2018

Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie Facey

A god worshiped by 6th grader girls in STEM class. Cookie Facey is often prayed to before eating babies.

"Lets go pray to Cookie Facey!" Shouted Avery

by Thedefinerofmadeupwords March 11, 2019