A prostitute on house arrest.
"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."
by odbal. August 29, 2021
Get the porch cookiemug. She's my bunny. I was hungry when I came up with her name and a female bunny is called a doe so.... She is a Holland Lop so that means she has floppy ears. She loves fruits and vegetables and likes to drink water from a bowl like my dog, Guinness. She has 2 bad legs tho, but she is still amazing and it is not that rare.
Cookie-doe is cute.
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
Get the Cookie-doemug. by DadaC October 1, 2013
Get the cookie duffmug. A character from the well known South Korean game franchise known as “Cookie run”
He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok
He is well known for his supposed ““sex appeal”” and has a large fan base of horny simps mostly made up of 13 year old girls on Tumblr and Tik Tok
Person A: “Oh my god! Just look at Almond cookie he looks so hot! *fangirl noises*”
Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”
Person B: “What isn’t he like 4 times older than you?”
by Falsewasthere June 25, 2022
Get the Almond cookiemug. A gay character from the "Cookie Run" games witch has a lot of fangirls and just wants to plant flowers. ( herb cookies are actually a thing and they are literally cookie with leaves in them)
by idk who i am either December 3, 2021
Get the Herb Cookiemug. I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.
by Leonhart January 9, 2019
Get the Fucked the Cookiemug. The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.
by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018
Get the Cookie Cuttingmug.