rofl copter

the paramedics for when ur laughing too hard

gabeg: she shit on ur face!!
gabew: AHAHAHAH!!!!
gabeg: OMG HeS CHOKING!!! somebody, get the rofl copter!!

by gabewskie October 7, 2009

compt0rz

h4x0r calling for a computer also referred as comptors in normal human language

l33th4x0rn00b123:damns my compt0rz got b0rk3n
proplayer:that thing you said is just stupid
l33th4x0rn00b123: why!
proplayer:if ur comp is borken...why ur typing prick!
l33th4x0rn00b123:omg
proplayer:ur lame
l33th4x0rn00b123 has left the game

by Eagle_FTW March 30, 2008

apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted

by Ferg June 30, 2003

computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse

John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing

by terry January 16, 2005

Impact Computers

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by RalphT February 22, 2014

Satiellited remote hacking of the computer

Satelited remote hacking of the computer is a new level of computer intrusion. It is a wireless air-born connection that attacks your computer physically, freezing it up, and overtaking your programs, folder and can
corrupt,damage and hijack your programs from a nearby remote location. EVEN IF YOUR COMPUTER IS NOT ON A LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION.

This is an explanation of "Satiellited remote hacking of the computer".You are on your Windows based PC at home, and are working on your word processor writing to your bank or credit card company.Your neighbor,who stole your mail & defrauded your credit cards, can remote into your home computer while you are on it,hijack a copy of the document you just typed, without coming to your door and or using the internet. It's a military grade software. In addition, there are other features where as a person with the remoted software, can assault you with an electric shock while you are sitting at table in a coffee shop, and they have brought their laptop computer to use there. An electrical shock airborne, can strike you & ZAP you electrically from the software in his computer.You do not have to be on the internet for this to occur. Only to have your computer turned on and or your body within the established range of the assault computer.

by Peaches From Park Forest, IL April 22, 2009

computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore

lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.

by dog November 30, 2004