return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013

Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it

They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit

by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021

Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.

Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.

by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016

pee in a closet

Pee in a cup in a closet: The popular reference that every billie stan knows.

Stems back all the way to April 17th, 2018 when billie eilish was going on a trip to the doctors with her lovely mother. The nurses told her to pee in a cup (in the bathroom) so her funky brain told her to go into the closet and do it there. Naturally, it was dark inside that closet so she spilled 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒸𝓊𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓇, and the nurse looked at her with such disappointment and despair.

Best moment in billie stan history and all of us are very happy that we got a hold of this beautiful story so it doesn't haunt billie :)

"BRO YOU PUSHED ME INTO THE CLOSET AND TOLD ME TO PEE IN THE CUP SO I DID"
"This is janky as fuck"
"pee in a closet": When a funky person goes to the doctors and gets asked to pee in a cup, so they go into a closet and do it there.

by Sparkle girl 101 October 25, 2020

closet p.o.s

A secret piece of shit who acts nice to your face but is constantly plotting against you.

"Yo I'm hanging out with Nick again tonight"

"Dude not again...he's a closet p.o.s"

by Bonerboy707 January 14, 2017

Closet

What your bro Ryan has not come out of yet.

You:hey Ryan are you part of the lgbtq+.
Ryan: ...
You:oh.. still in the closet I see.

by BOREDASFUUUUUUUUU February 14, 2021

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020