Chode 

A penis who's girth is much larger than it's length.

Margaret was hooking up with a guy and it was dark and when he put the chode inside her...he ripped her vagina wide open.

Chode by Ephraim The Sex Monster February 5, 2015

Chode 

A penis that has greater girth than length.

Dude, that old guy at the YWCA has a chode.

Chode by Amorformosus May 13, 2005

chodé 

(cha-de) N. A unit of mass equivalent to 45.359237 kilograms, or 100 pounds, European version of chode. chodés plural

That futbol player got so sick he went from 1.5 chodés down to 1.25!

chodé by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

chodelinger 

A sorry son of a bitch who is constantly trying to get bitches to like him but never succeeds.

I just saw this guy walk a chick to class and try to kiss her goodbye but she turned her head so he kissed her ear. What a chodelinger

chodelinger by internuggler February 20, 2004

chodeness 

Other word for lameness[. Someone who is [chode is a lame guy. Boring, not enthusiast, passive people are chode.

He is sitting around all day. His chodeness is unbelievable.

chodeness by Mystery101 August 5, 2008

Chodelicker 

Used as a insult.

"Man, that girl Mia is a chodelicker."
"Mia hates Devil may cry? Fuck that, the chodelicker."

Chodelicker by ScrewYouLol January 2, 2009

chodection 

Instead of an erection, a chodection occurs when a person with a chode is turned on. This causes his chode to widen rather than lengthen. See chode poison to help prevent this rare yet deadly phenomena in males.

I saw this hot girl, and she gave me a chodection!

chodection by thechodemaster January 9, 2009