Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

The Reward is Cheese

Name of the song that made deadmau5 (electronic music producer) famous. An excellent song with a NASTY dirty hook that just makes you want to dance your face off.

'The Reward is Cheese' is my fave deadmau5 song dude!

by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

cheese plug

This term refers to the part of one's bowel movement that has been transformed inside the guts from cheese into a harder-than-usual portion of doo-doo. One might be in the ecstatic throes of a smooth dookie session, only to have the brown train interrupted by a cheese plug. One antidote to the cheese plug is binge drinking.

Say man, why do you scarf handfuls of mozzarella every time we make pizza? Nahmean like, how you gonna deal with the cheese plug?

Not to worry, I'll be taking 30 dextromethorphan hydrobromide cough gels immediately after dinner. The resulting shits delivered by those things will blow out any cheese plug.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 13, 2010

cheetohead

Cheetohead: Chee-toe-hed (n), Someone whose cognitive dissonance is so strong in their support of Donald J. Trump, that you suspect they are feeding from his teets. Not to be confused with Cheeseheads, which are Green Bay Packers fans. #Cheetohead

Bryan still thinks Trump isn't a piece of shit. What a fuckin' cheetohead.

by ParadoxicalOutlaw December 30, 2019

cheetos kid

an annoying idiotic person that cannot seem to shut the hell up.

man you know that scott kid, he's a real cheetos kid.

by elmiyagi February 5, 2007

beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009