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Farty Carty

A large sized moocher intent on farting his way into social status with conniving intent. Often finding a way to involve farting.
Look at Joe over there trying to get into the club, such a Farty Carty. Wait, something stinks.
by Youyoutootoo October 6, 2025
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Rob Carty

A well-known and high ranking graduate of Civil Engineering from Dublin Institute of Technology Bolton Street, with over 30 years’ experience in the construction and development sectors, currently a member of Quantum Group
Dude, Rob Carty was such a good pick to have hired for this project!
by RobberIHardlyKnowHer October 10, 2025
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Uma Catt

Uma Catt a person who loves to be the big spoon
Uma Catt is the most amazing big spoon (pappa spoon) in the entire world
by Sussy snake January 7, 2026
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Feed the cattle

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)
by Lwan sake October 9, 2009
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roped the cattle

When a girl squeezes a dick with her hand until it turns purple.
by Juliojenkins July 16, 2016
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head of cattle

When getting head for a friend and just as you are about to cum you pull as hard as you can on the back of their head so as to ramrod them and yell moooooooo mooooooo. It is best if done like the cow being branded on the Family Guy hit TV show.
Derin was giving me a BJ and just as I was about to bust a nut I gave her the ole head of cattle. Moooooooo mooooo.
by Shockmasta January 27, 2017
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019
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