a small domesticatedcarnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
A cute furball of chaos that will not hesitate to bite the life out of you and all your furniture as well. it will also brutally ruin every black colored piece of clothing lying around your messy house. With it's stubbornness it will mercilessly lay down on your keyboard destroying everything you've typed.
Pro tip: When you hear purring sounds be prepared for an ambush...
Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands