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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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Carrots

Orange roots. Actually doesn’t give you better eyesight. May not always be orange, as it comes in different colours.
Eat it with a good sauce for a good time. Must be kept away from rabbits, as they may snack on them while asking people how it is going while assuming they’re doctors.
I don’t carrot all.

I like carrots.
by Google.no January 23, 2018
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Carrot

A orange, sweet, some times no flavor veggie
by Lol.its.angie. February 25, 2018
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Carrod

Also known as MRKEFFF or The Matrix Queen
It's just the best human on Earth.
I love Carrots cuz I'm a Carrod! 🥕
by TheMatrixQueen March 2, 2018
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Carrol

Pronounced (Car- roll)

A simple white guy.

*Not fit but not too fat. Has brown or Red hair*

Some how, Carrol seems to get himself into trouble with his notical clumsiness.

Carrol is a sweet guy though! He usually is the middle man in any friend group. He would be considered as the “Neutal yet clueless” friend. You can’t always count on Carrol to do simple tasks like; Make a friend, for example. But you can trust him to have your back.

AND WHAT EVER YOU DO, DONT HAND HIM A FOOTBALL!
John- *Throws football at Carrol*

Carrol- *Catches the throw, then hurls it toward John but it hits Johns car window instead*

John- “AWE... NICE GOING CARROL!!! YA MESSED UP MY BRAND NEW HONDA!”
by PusButter3 March 14, 2018
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Carrot

Jungkook from BTS claims he wants to be this , but only for Hoseok. Recently his dream came true and he could be Hoseok's carrot for one day.
Jungkook: "Hoseok, I want to be your carrot"
by hoesuck March 26, 2018
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Carrotman

A man or woman who has gone through the process of Carroting and has thus grown a deep and bright internal character whilest blending with the shall normie grasses on the outside.
Dave may appear a total Normie but he is really a Carrotman,

Get to know my boy australigious and you'll see his edgy dankness dudes a proper Carrotman

Nah Sally's a right Carrotman don't buy that normie appearance

Julie shows herself a Carrotman when she's drunk
by MechanicalWordMachine June 5, 2018
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