Geometric Burger

Geometric Burger is a restaurant found in lard country. The menu includes The geometric burger, trapezoidal fries, beef cubes, semi circle salad, and for parties, the lardy party cake!

Let's go to Geometric Burger tonight!

by Bibbleshnoop May 24, 2018

Buddy burger

Gripping your "buddy's" soft dick and balls into your hands together and putting the entire meat station into your mouth in one bite.

A gentleman I met online asked me if he could enjoy my meat station by eating my buddy burger.

by Oral Hamburgler July 11, 2023

Squirter Burger

When you're eating a girl out in the doggy style position and she diarrheas down into your mouth.

My woman had a bad case of the diarrhea last night and accidently gave me a Squirter Burger.

by Igaveurmomthe D November 28, 2017

Boner Burger

The act of putting your penis inside of a McDonalds cheeseburger in place of the meat patty.

Customer: Id like one cheeseburger boner burger style.

Drive Thru Attendant: Sure one boner burger meal coming right up.

by Boner Burger February 12, 2022

Burger Lift

A term harking back to the depths of the UK COVID Lockdown.

When trapped inside after contracting the dreaded lurgy, a Burger Lift is constructed from a length of climbing chord and a childs seaside bucket.

When a delivery from the local gourmet burger establishment arrives, the bucket is lowered down and the burger n chips is placed inside, then pulled up three floors to the hungry prisoner.

Up here mate - hang on a sec I'll just deploy the burger lift, I'm fucking famished!

by Torbaydos February 15, 2022

burger wallet

copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket

The woman’s burger wallet was filled by male suitors

by Tacotruck69 June 5, 2018

Burger Queer

4 ton fresh water hippo who's always friends with the 11/10, but always gate-keeps them. Usually has colored hair, is bi or gay, the bad kind of feminist, and, to reiterate, is fat as hell.

person 1: Yo bro, do you see that girl over there?
person 2: Yeah, why?
person 1: Would you mind distracting the burger queer over there while I rizz her up?
person 2: aight bruh, I'll try.

by Bigga Gigga Digga August 15, 2023