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Savage Breast

The thing music has charms to soothe, not savage beast, as commonly misquoted, perhaps in an effort to derail the adolescent giggles of boys aged 7 to 70.
From The Mourning Bride, a poem by William Congreve, 1697:

"Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast,
To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak."
by Monkey's Dad June 15, 2021
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national breast day

october 5th national breast day where girls have to let you touch their chichis
“hey it’s october 5th
oh yeah national breast day” *flashes tetas*
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Ivan Boastky

Da infamous "insider trading" crook who got busted 'cuz he couldn't resist regaling everyone with braggardly tales about da windfall profits of his clever sneakiness.
If Ivan Boastky had just kept his mouth shut, he might have gotten away with his chicanery, just as Odysseys could likely have escaped da cyclops's wrath if he'd just quietly sailed away, rather than loudly shouting his triumph at having outsmarted said murderous giant.
by QuacksO January 27, 2022
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Multi-breasting

“Dude I was multi-breasting last night, best night of my life!”
by Multi-breaster June 14, 2022
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Guided Breast Grab

Where a female takes someone's hand/and or hands and puts them on her breast
Guy 1: Hey dude, my girlfriend just took my hand and made me grab her tits
Guy 2: She did what?
Guy 1: She took my hand and put it on her tits
Guy 2: Ohhhhh, she guided breast grabbed you
by Just_Some_Random_Definer August 26, 2022
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Titty breast

Girl I was in yo store and when I opened the box of chickens, I noticed someone took a bite outta my titty breast!
by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022
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my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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