thomas batchelore kent

A very unusual player, but always has a girlfriend even if it’s for one day, he has a girlfriend three time every month. He’s funny and a practical joker, he is jumpy and gets scared a lot, he’s not a magnet to the girls.

Oh my god why would any one want a Thomas batchelore kent

by Lambingson March 6, 2022

loud batch

when something is very good.
For example if you ordered a pizza and it looked peng u would say

'YO thats a loud batch cuz'

by ZMP March 8, 2022

Corran Batch

This word is often used in English to mean ‘gay’.

Mike: (Inserts finger into George’s ass)
George: “Mike, why are you pulling a corran batch’

by Hoshausbd March 22, 2022

Dirty branch

When someone shits out there ass and tries to shove it back up like a monkey that swallows pills.

He must be a nice DIRTY branch.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Special Branch Posting

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to Dublin and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop special branch posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by the tracksuit Garda...

by Sean Na Sacha May 26, 2022

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Haviva Bracha

A stuffed animal lover who is crazy, but you got to love her. Make sure to remind her to take her meds! DEFINITELY NOT A SLUT!!!

That Haviva Bracha is so wacky!

by Notslut April 18, 2023