Boner Collector

A girl who has self esteem issues so makes 'friends', and keeps loose regular contact with, as many guys as possible while never actually putting out for any of them. Often thinks she is hotter than she actually is.

That chick is just a boner collector bro, let her go, you're never going to get any.

by The Dr B March 31, 2007

insta-boner

A boner that is aquired instantly

When Dylan saw that picture of a naked man, he got an "insta-boner"

by Alex M November 1, 2006

Lady Boner

When a lady gets a fuzzy feeling in her pants!

"wow ciara had a huge Lady Boner"
"ikr she was sooo fired up!"

by Briki November 28, 2011

boner walk

The process of leaving a room in order to walk off a boner. The walk may lead to you being seen covering the area and may take you to the bathroom.

Guy One - Dude after dancing with that girl at prom, i got the biggest boner. it was so embarrassing
Guy Two - Well you should have gone on a boner walk dude

by Stick Stickley June 7, 2007

Boner Doner

n. mistake donation

"Well, I think boner is another word for mistake, like 'I made a big boner in math class' so maybe Boner Doner means 'I make mistakes'" - Hubie's Mom

"Alright, I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacity, and that is a boner on my part."

by mrsdubois October 5, 2020

No Reason Boner

Definition 1: An erection for no apparent reason. It can happen any time and anywhere. Super embarrasing.
Definition 2: A song made by Ninja Sex Party in the album Nsfw.

1: Danny Sex Bang: I like coleslaw, but not that much! No reason boner.

2: Person 1: No Reason Boner is the story of my life.

by Golden Inferno August 2, 2017

mini boner

(n)When ones penis is at the midway point of being fully erect, yet it does not fully hard and protruding upward, thus creating the illusion you have a very large flacid penis.

"As I showed them my cock, they thought it was huge because of the fact I had a mini boner, yet they thought that was the actual flacidity of my penis."

by kasjdhaksjdh January 14, 2008