belgium boat banger 

someone with belgium heritage who has a habit of having sex with really large women.

larry just had sex with a girl that weighed 500 pounds, so therefore he is a belgium boat banger.

belgium boat banger by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

love boat 

Slang for the Vikings offseason voluntary activities.

Maybe Zigi will charter the "love boat" for the players this year.

love boat by nfcnorthman June 20, 2007

Tug Boat

1. A male who must keep one member of a group afloat and with the program much like a tug boat has to keep a barge afloat and going in the correct direction.
2. A male who often must pull along less motivated participants within a circle of friends. They are often loud, humorous, and unrelenting in their passion for having fun and finding shananigans. A Tug boat will not stop untill all necessary participants are aboard with the evenings plans, regardless of how much his friends' girlfriends dig their heels in the mud and say NO!!!

1. Spunk needed to be dragged out sometimes, much like a barge, by the group tug boat.

2. Greg was such a tug boat regardless of how tired Matt, Lauren or Spunk were he always got them to go out and have fun!

Tug Boat by LaurCoogy December 14, 2008

Glass Bottom Boat 

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

Glass Bottom Boat by Nick We July 22, 2007

Tuna Boat

Refering to the fact that a woman's vagina smells like fresh tuna. The boat refers to the area where tuna is stored. aka the woman vagina.

Hey guys, that tuna boat smells like dick.

Tuna Boat by Airburr/Fanman February 18, 2006

Cuban Boat Ride 

When you take a dump, wipe your butt, and as you stand up, but before you flush you have one last turd that needs to be squeezed out, and it ends up floating on top of the toilet paper out of the water.

Steve: 'Dude, what took you so long in there?'

John:' Man, just when I thought I was finished, I had a Cuban Boat Ride'

Cuban Boat Ride by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009

Chili Boat 

To proceed to take a shit on a womens chest and titty fuck her(chili dog) then to follow up with a large motor boat.

dude i chili boated my grandmas best friend in her retirement home, i wish i didnt eat Taco Bell 4 hours earlier!

Chili Boat by Aidermuff August 25, 2010