Bloip

A Bloip is a fart that travels upwards towards the front of your legs and eventually exits out of the crease between your inner thigh and nutsack. It usually happens when sitting (often during car rides) and is caused by wearing tight pants. The bloip is characterized by it's unique and often unsettling sensation as you feel the pocket of air travel from your butthole up between your legs, and then "pop" out of either side of your ballbag, either tickling or stinging your scrotum.

Nothing makes your face look quite the way it does after a bloip.

by Cm24 November 18, 2018

No Blood To Your Head

When you see a girl so thicccc that you pass out because all the blood in your body goes straight to your dick

“You I think the guy as No Blood to your head”

“Yeah I’m about to too look at her ass man...”

by Tyrone911 January 8, 2019

water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019

Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.

My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard

by Mattricide June 12, 2019

National blood sister day

National Blood sister day

Well this day is national blood sister day this means you are celebrating of having a wonderful beautiful caring sister that you share blood with she always makes your day and sometimes makes you cry once in a while but you know you guys are still sisters and you love each other until the end of the earth

by Maddie_love September 7, 2019

Blood

A good mate in the mandem

Yo come here blood

by Youwantbeefting October 12, 2019

Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019