Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.
Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.
The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!
The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!
by ridinponies32 August 7, 2011
Get the beaver tailmug. by John March 11, 2004
Get the beaver titsmug. by Kashieeeeeee October 5, 2008
Get the frisky beavermug. Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.
In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.
by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011
Get the Alaskan Beavermug. The rhyme recited by UK Beaver Scouts "I promise to do my best / To be kind and helpful / And to love God", accompanied by a three-fingered salute.
The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.
The salute may also be employed in later life in other promising situations involving beaver.
by anoralsexbitch May 2, 2006
Get the beaver promisemug. A burnt pussy.
They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?
They say that once in a mans life he will encounter a scolded beaver. The question is then what to do with it?
Guy 1: That guy kayne is eating a scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.
Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.
Guy 2 (Milo): Looks like he is enjoying it too.
Guy 1: Man that that tegan chick has an extremely scolded beaver.
by percypanda May 17, 2011
Get the Scolded Beavermug. by Aciid November 7, 2007
Get the tummy beaversmug.