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The Beast

The Beast is characterized by:

1) Total lack of self awareness or ability to perform even rudimentary self reflection
2) Inflated sense of self worth
3) Tendency to project aberrant occurrences as trends within a population and to hold viewpoints based on broad generalizations
4) Complete lack of tact in social interaction
5) Total inability to delegate, even the most basic and elementary of tasks, due to an overwhelming need for total control
6) Tendency to produce despicably loud and stinky farts
My boss is The Beast! She called Mother Theresa an evil psychopath while scratching her ass in meeting with senior management, then proceeded to belittle the letter to her staff that she made me write for her, telling me that I need to write it at 5th grade reading level and telling me that I am too privileged.
by Drewskyzyc March 5, 2010
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sexy beast

A man who's internet exploits make him sexy and hotter than hell. While he is mean and nasty and his language can be filthy the whole package is somehow bizarrely, beastly sexy. Enough to drive a woman wild with desire.
Playa, that dude is a sexy beast.
by Guinivere Smith January 9, 2009
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Beast Mode

A combination of drugs, hookers, and trampolines. You can get high in both senses of the term and have sex at the same time. What could be better?
We entered beast mode last night at Alison's party.
by aknottycrab May 3, 2010
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Beast Mode

Alfredo Flores is always in beast mode.
by ibeliebex3 January 19, 2011
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beast me

A phrase one says to their partner before having extremely pleasurable sex aka Zacko
Alyssa: C'mon honey Beast me.
Me: Okay, if you say so.
by Zacko December 7, 2006
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mark of the beast

A man who is 6 ft.+, with a 6-pack, making 6 figures
Rick: That's the guy who stole my girl!
James: Well he does have the mark of the beast. What do you have?
Rick: uh...
by DrRDB November 27, 2012
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Majestic beast

by Bock jr September 2, 2016
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