Chaotic Cows isnt just a friend group. Its an elite group of people, they are an escape from this cruel world,they ARE art or a hug from a loved one. They're everything you've ever wanted in your life,if you think about it and admire each of them they are the most ethereal beings. Its like a sunset, different shades of colours combined to create a beautiful atmosphere. All in all, they are a bunch of chaotic and humorous friends that are wrapped together like the first gift you open on Christmas.
by cosmic_teddyy April 25, 2021
Get the Chaotic Cowsmug. by Trizzy_trey_77 February 24, 2015
Get the Cow Tippingmug. cash cow a rich and often homely woman who is tolerated for her ability to keep her man ensconced in her world of luxury.
Biff won't break up with Marge until he finds another old hag worth a hundred million; as far as cash cows go, he hit paydirt.
by Biffy Law August 30, 2006
Get the cash cowmug. by iloveham April 14, 2006
Get the blue cowmug. a person and/or being that tans for about every second of the day and has leathery, cowlike skin. Frequently found among the tourists/weird peoples of southern states
There was, like, FIVE human cows walking down the street!
That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
That girl is SUCH a human cow, it hurts to look at her.
by Delannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 11, 2008
Get the Human Cowmug. by Retordd March 2, 2018
Get the cow vaginamug. A Sexual Move requiring the use of a Pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. The Man will defecate on the woman's head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a "Cow-hat." The woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. While these may seem as a sexual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.
CowHatSexPositionCow-HatCo-hat
by Brit Caquad February 15, 2009
Get the Cow-Hatmug.