lucky bastard

Someone with a girlfriend with huge tits.

Dayum, have you seen Simon's girlfriend's new profile picture? That lucky bastard!

by king size slim rizla + slim qu November 13, 2013

schaghticoke bastard

Crotchety bunch of folks from Schaghticoke NY. If they try to kick your ass for calling them schaghticoke bastards, you must reassure them that you are glad that you are not a schaghticoke bastard.

You are in Schaghticoke NY you direct 'SCHAGTICOKE BASTARD' towards the people around you as you make your rounds through each of the local establishments.

by drystout January 22, 2004

bastard

1.n An insult, roughly equivalent to bitch, meaning "illegitamite child". Kind of an indirect assault on one's mother.
2.adv Roughly equivalent to "insanely", "incredibly" or "amazingly". Used to modify ideas. Kind of like an interjection like "Fuck!", only used with another word.

1. Go to hell, you fucking bastard.

2a. That test was bastard hard.
2b. Wow! That car was bastard fast!

by Outbound Flight January 11, 2009

barstid

(noun) A more Scottish way of saying "bastard."

Look, ye barstid, Ah doon't like et!
Donnae be such a barstid, ye barstid.

by TravisTomJay July 21, 2006

chippy bastard

a big fatty bum bum, with several sweaty chins and grease stains all down his only top, probably with stripes. can be found any time day or night in any chip shop nationwide, only eats food from the chippy, which he takes back to his mum's house and eats in front of whatever primetime TV shite is on, probably ant and dec. This term can also be used to describe any scummy munter who walks around swinton in her pyjama bottoms at 8 o'clock at night with a fish dinner or two tucked under her arm and her giro in her back pocket, tripping over her earrings.

'bastard' can be changed for anything you like, chippy twat, chippy fuck, chippy cunt, chippy cow.

also, swap 'chippy' for 'pub' and instantly describe any beer bellied, strawberry nosed old fart in a leather jacket he's had since he was 18, who lives in the vault of some dirty low rate public house. He probably has massively strong, gold rimmed bifocal glasses the size of the sunday times or a flat cap and a comb-over, or loads of gold bracelets and chains and sovereigns even Run DMC would shy away from. He even has a pub name like 'jukebox-john' or 'jack the van' or 'vinegar vera' if it's a woman.

"ha, john's got a bag of meat pies the chippy bastard"

"leanne, that's the third time this week you've had pie and chips you fucking chippy cow"

"mike's gone and got 'MAM' tattooed on his forearm, he looks like a right pub cunt"

by natrl March 25, 2010

Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.

Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!

by K Mitchell February 5, 2005

Bast-tard

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008