Permanently banned for a week

If you are banned for a week but upset you are “permanently banned for a week”

P1: I hate McDonalds
P2: They kicked us out for yelling
P1: We are permanently banned for a week
P2: I’m so mad right now

by that_kid_tom November 28, 2022

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Jun-baited

the state of being involuntarily compelled to watch certain Japanese TV dramas or to follow the Japanese musical group Arashi because of an overwhelming attraction to actor/singer Jun Matsumoto

I admit I only watched that drama because I was Jun-baited.
I started to listen to Arashi after I got Jun-baited.

by Jun-baited1 February 25, 2023

getting banned on urban dictionary

an act that i will perform (they will do it)

i need to put getting banned on urban dictionary here to submit the post

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

I banged your dad

I couldn't find your mum

You don't have a mum so I banged your dad

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Booger Baited

The act of giving a guy a blowjob and keeping his load in your mouth before putting your mouth on his nose, blowing the cum into him, and then sucking on his mouth until the snot and cum reach your mouth again.

Guy 1:"Why are you using so much nasal spray today?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"

by Donny_Dorito September 3, 2023