autoanilingus

When somebody licks (or rims) their own anus.

Facts:
-It DOES NOT taste bad if you do it right! It actually tastes pretty good according to most.
-It feels "amazing". In this case it is a form of masturbation.
-Autorimming IS POSSIBLE via backward or further forward contortion. People who can perform autofellatio can possibly do this!
-Autorimming can cause problems (some due to the extreme contortionism and others due to that the anus wasn't clean). So use caution and any pain is a bad sign!

This would be classified as the higher personal goal for men by most then autofellatio because it apparently feels better.

These words DO NOT REQUIRE a hyphen (like auto-fellatio can be autofellatio).

This also does not make you gay. Not even bisexual. You remain the same sexuality.

1# Can you perform autoanilingus?
2# Do you mean autorimming?
1# Same thing.
2# Yes, It feels amazing.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesStuff October 16, 2011

Browning Automatic Rifle

Also called a BAR, the weapon served as a sqaud automatic rifle for US forces as well as its allies through World War Wwo and the Korean War. First issued in 1918, it was designed for assaults on entrenched positions to help break the stalemate of World War One. It took .30 caliber rounds and was a gas-operated, magazine fed, aircooled support weapon.

Those faggot Krauts were blown apart by the heavy .30 caliber BAR rounds.

by JRT October 6, 2003

autopilot

also, "that autopilot feeling."

1. Like you're set on autopilot, your body is just going throught the motions, your mind is gone.

2. "You know the feeling."

Coined by abstinence crusader and social provocateur G.C. Buell circa 2002.

"Lately, I've been having that autopilot feeling a lot more than usual."

"I want to autopilot your mom in her bung."

by JASHON March 12, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

A means of intensifying orgasm by depriving the body of oxygen. Is preformed my both sexes, and can be done alone while masturbatiing, or during sex. People usually bite on a citric fruit, eg lemon, lime, to bring them back to earth after they orgasm. It often accidently kills the people preveorming it.

That aussie rock guy died of autoerotic asphyxiation, y'know.

by Fingers McHunt July 9, 2003

autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality

choking yourself while having sex with a dead animal of the same gender while setting it on fire.

autoerotic homo necro pyro beastiality

Sick people engage in autoerotichomonecropyrobeastiality.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

autobahn

The autobahn is the german word for highway. On the most german autobahn roads is no speedlimit, u are allowed to drive as fast as u like. It usually has 3 lines on each side.

Im driving on the autobahn.

by killom November 4, 2004

Autoflex

When a person that has been drinking alcohol flexes their muscles without their knowledge due to an involuntary reflex. Most likely to portray himself as musclular and fertile.

Haha, Loc is autoflexing fo'sho!

by Anon-nqn2 February 28, 2011