A.D.I.D.A.S. 

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

A.D.I.D.A.S. by Matt October 27, 2003

slack as a yak

Extremely lazy. Could also be used to describe someone who is a very slow worker.

He hasn't finished that job yet - he is as slack as a yak

slack as a yak by Terence Jacobson November 14, 2007

Shweet as fuck

To be used when something is very sweet tasting, or just sweet generally. Should always be said in a drunken Swedish accent.

Luka: Oh my God! This cake is shweet as fuck!

Shweet as fuck by grimy_bear April 7, 2011

Slicc as fricc 

Also known as "slicc as frick" or "slick as frick". Describes a cat who's head has been petted with water, making it look as if the cat put some hair gel on to make their hair go back.

"Dang boi, that chonker is looking slicc as fricc."

Slicc as fricc by Evannith July 7, 2019

Smooth as a pickle 

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

Smooth as a pickle by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

Sober as a moose 

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

Sober as a moose by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Soft as cotton 

Not tough, weak, wimpy

You act tough but you're a little bitch who's soft as cotton.

Soft as cotton by Robster006 February 16, 2021