i.pain_in_the_arse

Used to describe the asshattery and gadgets around the corporation that provides trendy/gimmicky but quite disposable devices.
Also known as Apple.

US equivalent: i.pain_in_the_ass/butt

Apple fan-boi: Apple Apple Apple <3 <3 <3

Normal guy: Oh great just what this place needs, another;

i.pain_in_the_arse.

Apple fan-boi: droool... gurgle...

by sickof gimmicks March 3, 2010

red as a baboon's arse

similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring.

After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!

Driver: But officer, the lights were amber!
Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse!

by quimmerman October 18, 2007

cushion arse

An emormous arse generally sicking out a lot and provides a soft surface to sit on rather like a cushion.

mannnn that girl has a cushion arse

by elizabeth April 18, 2005

gringo's arse

This is an uncomfortable ailment that occurs between the buttock cheeks. This malady is caused by excessive sweat between the cheeks and the friction of them rubbing together leading to a chapped backside. It is often due to a long bike ride on a particularly hot day. Gringo's arse is usually accompanied by Foy smell.

Nah man! Theres no way I'm gannin oot for a walk today, I've got a canny dose of gringo's arse!

by Valetudo March 26, 2004

chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

face like a cats arse.

A person who's facial expressions resembles a cats arse. eg, all wrinkly with pursed lips.

Person: that woman's got a face like a cats arse.

by antaneous1 September 19, 2006

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.

"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"

by Anonymous June 15, 2003