People born on this day are secretly sex gods/godesses. Sometimes contrary to outward appearance and often general expectations, they completely let loose in the bedroom. Don't be fooled by how shy or quiet thry may appear, no sex will ever measure up to sex with this taurus.
by CapricornCunt November 5, 2019
Get the 23rd of Aprilmug. April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual day or National grab an ass day, no fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its April 13th today.
Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.
16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.
Homestuck: You need mental help.
Homestuck: Yeah, its John Egberts birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.
16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.
Homestuck: You need mental help.
by utweetusdeletus53 October 18, 2019
Get the April 13thmug. that point when you realize that you are probably not going to get a six pack by the summer so you starve yourself
o crap, its anorexic april already, i better go anorexic because there are only two months till summer
by imgonnahaveasixpackbythesummer March 24, 2009
Get the anorexic aprilmug. National “let him hit day” this is simply the day where you let him hit don’t be difficult you know the rules.
I wasn’t going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.
by Thisisnotjdizz1e October 17, 2019
Get the April 2ndmug. by I’m normal739 April 16, 2020
Get the APRIL 20mug. by attack kevin October 17, 2019
Get the April 25thmug. Horny Day (International Day Including Venezuela)
Smack everything day
National grab boob day
National Make Out Day
(In fictitious) An Unofficial Public Holiday In Russia,Indonesia,Ecuador,Colombia and India in which they celebrate The feast of Dayana Kirillova The first Tatar to represent Russia and compete at JESC or the Children's Counterpart Of The Holiest Song Contest in The World Eurovision in which it is called Dayana Kirillova Day
The Tradition Is For people to wear yellow or silver on that day
Smack everything day
National grab boob day
National Make Out Day
(In fictitious) An Unofficial Public Holiday In Russia,Indonesia,Ecuador,Colombia and India in which they celebrate The feast of Dayana Kirillova The first Tatar to represent Russia and compete at JESC or the Children's Counterpart Of The Holiest Song Contest in The World Eurovision in which it is called Dayana Kirillova Day
The Tradition Is For people to wear yellow or silver on that day
Indian Guy:I Wonder What today is
American:It's April 16
Malay:Too Bad My Country Doesn't Celebrate Dayana Kirillova Day
Colombian:Even Though We Are In Kazan You Still Need to wear Yellow
Malay:But i Don't Have Something To Wear Yellow
American:It's April 16
Malay:Too Bad My Country Doesn't Celebrate Dayana Kirillova Day
Colombian:Even Though We Are In Kazan You Still Need to wear Yellow
Malay:But i Don't Have Something To Wear Yellow
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes September 14, 2019
Get the April 16mug.