People born on this day are secretly sex gods/godesses. Sometimes contrary to outward appearance and often general expectations, they completely let loose in the bedroom. Don't be fooled by how shy or quiet thry may appear, no sex will ever measure up to sex with this taurus.
by CapricornCunt November 05, 2019
April Sadness is the sad feeling one gets when one is expecting the warm weather during the spring to keep up, but suddenly experiences a weather shift, especially snow. This may in some rare cases lead to April Madness.
by Thomas and Sofie April 10, 2007
that point when you realize that you are probably not going to get a six pack by the summer so you starve yourself
o crap, its anorexic april already, i better go anorexic because there are only two months till summer
by imgonnahaveasixpackbythesummer March 25, 2009
National “let him hit day” this is simply the day where you let him hit don’t be difficult you know the rules.
I wasn’t going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.
by Thisisnotjdizz1e October 18, 2019
by I’m normal739 April 16, 2020
by attack kevin October 17, 2019
Tyler:Ew! Your gay!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!
Sally:*slaps Tyler*
Tyler:Ow why did you do that?!
Sally:It’s April 18, National slap a homophobic day!
by Haterofhomophics March 24, 2021