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Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.
I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.
by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010
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Red apples

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.
by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017
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apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple
"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"
by rubix cube nerd March 30, 2023
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apple tourettes

Commonly associated with the tic, or movement disorder in which a person who suffers from Apple Tourettes is having an episodic manifestation i.e. swearing uncontrollably, expressing anger or frustration that is uncontrollable will also throw objects close at hand including apples.
The individual suffering from Apple Tourettes was observed in a state of anger and frustration, reaching for, and throwing an apple at the target of their anger, narrowly missing their head.
by An apple a day September 21, 2016
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Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck
Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.
by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018
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Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles
by Lvposty July 6, 2019
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