Grande Prairie, Alberta

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.

Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!

Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!

by Honest Morpheus February 4, 2014

Amberdextrous

When a stripper is talented enough to swing both ways on the pole.

Most of those nudy dancers are one-way pole rotators. But that one over there can twirl both ways. I know she's amberdextrous cause I saw her.

by Simian Pachyderm July 23, 2009

Alberta

It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.

Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!

by Pelly January 27, 2015

St. Albert

The Town Of Bwian

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"

by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011

Ambereene

Another word for amber. sometimes spelt ambereine. or however the desired person choose to spell it. pronounced tambereene.
Usually this person. Is australian. And really kwl. They are most likely to be the coolest kid in catholic.

Randomer: Hey what are you doing at the weekend
Amy: Oh hopefully seeing Ambereene

by Aimsteh October 3, 2006

Amber and Hudson

Two people who are madly in love and will be together for eternity. <3

I wish I was like Amber and Hudson.

by awoman November 7, 2010

Amber

A beautiful sexy ass girl.my bestie boo. Love her so much. If u don't have an amber in ur life then go and find 1. She won't stop fighting when someone pisses her off. All the boy try and hit on her but they all no that she is to good for you'll . I dont what I'd do with out her well ur life will be so boring

Amber a blessing from god

by Ellieboo May 3, 2019