pulled an aaron

try to kiss a girl and fail, then go in for a second kiss in complete desperation and/or confusion

Hey look, did you see Conan? He totally just pulled an aaron with Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

by darkman2701 January 3, 2009

pulling an emer

moving into a house and starting a relationship/shagging/kissing/all of the above with one of the housemates.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.

I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit

by desmondo1984 October 21, 2010

Pulling an alessio

when someone pulls an alessio that means they make plans with someone, but flake out last minute.

Person one, "hey you ready to go on this camping trip?"
Person two, "nah man I don't want to go, in staying home."
Person one " aw come on man, you're pulling an alessio on me. I've been planning this for a week!"

by Kevvybot January 20, 2017

Is mayonaise an instrument?

This quote was made by the spongebob squarepants character, Patrick star.The quote was made in season 2 episode 15, "Band geeks".

Is mayonaise an instrument?

No patrick mayonaise is not an instrument...

Horse raddish is not an instrument either.

by Cool guy2791 August 25, 2016

Pulled an OJ

When you do a bad or heinous crime, but get away with little to no loss. In reference to the OJ Simpson murder trial.

They caught me robbing the store, but then I pulled an OJ and got away with a $30 fine!

by [restricted] November 17, 2015

pulling an Aguilar

When you stay inside all day and do nothing instead of going out and having fun with other people. Cabin fever may ensue after pulling too many consecutive Aguilars.

Mike: Where is Josh?

Stephen: I heard he was pulling an Aguilar.

Mike: I'll call him. *calls* Hey Josh, you're pulling a major Aguilar today! Why don't you come hang out with us?

Josh: No! You guys are faggots. I'm gonna stay here and pull an Aguilar for the rest of the day!

by Faguilar September 28, 2012

im an adult

a phrase usually said by parents as an excuse for hypocrisy.

mother : sweetie its time for you to go to bed give me your phone
15yr old : how come you get to be on your phone all day
mother : because im an adult

by DjDorian1 November 6, 2017