German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

power of wow

PSW gang shit

U must be really good at the power of wow

by PSW Lifestyle January 14, 2019

wow

when someone says something amazing or when people are suprised

Wow! That was amazing!
Really? Wow!

by myhandle183 February 4, 2023

WOW, MAGIC

wow, magic is the words, girls usually say when their boyfriend's are flirting with ugly bitches.

"lumingon lang ako, may kahalikan ka ng dikya, wow, magic"

by MaidenBitch March 15, 2018

wow

when someone has just offended you and all you can say is wow.

"yo fam u look like a dog"
"wow"

by urmumslover July 25, 2021

Wow

Just wow bro 😎

Wow bro I don’t care

by The wow girl December 11, 2020

Go back to WoW

The supreme insult in MMOs, especially thoses heavilly influenced by Everquest clones.

This game doesn't suck, go back to wow noob

by llamatron December 29, 2011