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Cancer

Cancer is Jake paul so if you watch jake paul you have cancer
Bro I just watched jake paul

Me: I'm sorry I'll plan your funeral if you onto survive the jake paul cancer
by Cupcake_demon April 14, 2020
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pillow cancer

When somebody flatulates on a pillow, then gives it to his friend, then the friend receives pink eye the next morning.
Hey, Benny just gave Jimmy's pillow, Pillow Cancer, wait till tomorrow when his eyes look like he's been in a 12 round boxing match.
by Schlumberjacker November 22, 2019
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Cancer

1. An extremely serious disease caused by an uncontrolled growth of cells somewhere in the body. Depending on where it is and how early it's discovered, it can either be easily removed or almost instantly fatal.
2. A zodiac sign.

3. An unoriginal, overused term for something that someone dislikes.
1. My oldest died from cancer at the age of twelve. I'll do everything I can to make sure none of my other kids get it.

2. OoOoOh I'm a cancer HAHHAHAH ZODIAC HEHEHEHEH

3. This game is fuckin cancer bro. What POS made this pile of junk?
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.
1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.
by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017
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Cancer

Cancer's (zodiac sign) are born from June 22 to about July 22. Cancers are labeled as emotional but they are also loyal, loving, genuine, and caring
Man- What zodiac am I was born on June 29
Women- Your probably a cancer
by Theyloveoobi December 14, 2021
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TikTok Brain Cancer

A part of TikTok so weird and deranged that it forms brain tumors. Example: Conspiracy theories, Racialism, Racism, Brainrot, Cringe and uncanny valley.
Bro my fyp is just TikTok brain cancer wtf.

Johnny probably has TikTok brain cancer.
by Delusionally July 20, 2024
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Cancer

When a human cell tries to reproduce without humans
People with cancer evolve into dead cells.
by Advanced Ape October 20, 2022
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