off yourself 

to jerk yourself

You seem stressed, maybe you should off yourself

off yourself by theasianmasian December 17, 2017

Wrecked Yourself

When you crapped your pants and that has the effect of ruining your reputation or your "cred."

"Oh no! My rental tuxedo!" shouted Kelvin after he crapped his pants during his own wedding.

"You just wrecked yourself!" yelled best man Paul Ray David.

"King Wins!" muttered Jeffery.

Wrecked Yourself by Paul Ray David September 14, 2011

How to kill yourself 

hey...please don't search this up...life can be bad but i will always be there for you, i will never give up on you, i love you so much, your life is the most precious thing in the entire universe, you are amazing in every way,

I'm here, i care for you, no matter what, no matter who you are, i will love you forever

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I will always be right by your side
you're never alone
Please dont google How to kill yourself
you're so special to me

i love you <3

How to kill yourself by OhGodPleaseKillMe December 26, 2022

big up yourself 

pay for own meal hoe

hoe pays her own meal

big up yourself by big A October 19, 2003

see yourself out 

When one sends of another without being rude and sounds savage instead.

Big important bussiness woman: Do you actually have anything to show me?
Someone: No buy I...
Big important bussiness woman: Then see yourself out.

see yourself out by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

go kill yourself hot 

Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.

Less macabre alternative: just give up hot

That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.

go kill yourself hot by scientifick April 15, 2016

Lay Waste Too Yourself 

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants

John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!

Lay Waste Too Yourself by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009