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I'm waiting for marriage 

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"
Related Words
Waifu wail waist-shake wai waifs wait wain't wait what wait for it waiting

Wait, shit 

What people said after realizing that Obama was the new president.
Yea! Mccain lost! Obama won! wooo hoooo!.....Wait, shit
Wait, shit by HornyFirecracker August 1, 2009

waiting to happen 

A phrase used to describe what someone or something is about to do.
You look like mischief waiting to happen.

Old Faithful is an ejaculation waiting to happen.

Jamie Lynn Spears is another Britney Spears waiting to happen.

That puppy is a puddle on the floor waiting to happen.
waiting to happen by Downstrike January 21, 2005

waikiki sneaky 

Waikiki (as in the island) sneaky. Giving it to a girl from behind.
oh dude I would def give her the waikiki sneaky between the cheeky.
waikiki sneaky by sexpert March 21, 2005

Waist Man 

A weak person that likes to show off his or her weapon, usually a pistol, in the waist line of their pants. ie, Dough Boy in Boyz in da Hood. Usually quoting the movie line also ," is there a problem?" While lifting one's shirt to show off that they are armed. Usually done to instill fear or intimidation into the other. These individuals rarely if ever use the weapon. They just like to show it off and use it for show , like jewelry. DRAKE
Your boy is a waist man, get out of my face man. Stay in your place man.
Waist Man by Tide62 July 7, 2018

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down) 

Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya